Lisa - Northlands Health Center

[deweydee]

After waiting in line for the PS3 at Northlands Futureshop I got tired and decided to pay a bum to hold my spot. I figured I would just walk over to Northlands Health Center and get me a tug.

Walked in and was met by Lisa. She was the one who gave a hand in the last rub and tug I had there.

Left $40 on the ledge. She pulled down my pants and started to tug. She put oil on my knob and then rubbed my balls with her other hand.

It was going good and I mentioned I was about to blow. She then decided to death grip my hammer. That would have been fine if she squeezed it across the sides. She decided to squeeze it front to back. She had a viselike grip across the vein that runs up and down your shaft. It hurt like a mofo. I told her to let go and do it softer.

WTF??

Not going to see her again. I like my penis to throb but not like that.

I am.

Erectile Dysfunctional.

SlimShady.

 

[Pompal 09.]

wtf ps3 came out today!!??

 

[Pompal 09.]

wnet into Norhtland few days ago to test slims plans. anyway. A cab driver is standing there. What? he asks. Nothing I says. Anyone working? He says How does I know? Im here to pick someone up. The place is empty. I'm Leaving! Me too!
The old lady not there oranyone else.
Since Sophia is gone maybe the service is done. too.
Where are those Micros everyone talks about?>

 

[Pompal 09.]

I used to go to Northlands on regular basis back when Sophia, JoJo and Joanna used to work there. Its completely changed now with all new staff. I used to like Northlands because although the ladies were not the best looking they always provided a good laugh, a good massage and good extras for the money.

I heard about some of the new ladies including Helen and Michele. I dropped by there recently and had a 1/2 hr with Michele. Got topless hj for $120. I usuallly like a decent massage first but her technique was rather poor and her english was terrible. I would rate her about a 4/10 at best.

 

[LabGrrl]

Any one know where the former staff ended up?

 

[Agalloch]

Optima I believe.

 

[??Lonely Soul??]

Last I heard, she went up North to Fort Mac.....best AMP provider EVER in my opinion.

 

[Pompal 09.]

i was on my way home earlier and i was really debating whether to go to northland or not, i wish there was another mp closer to my house, anyways the other head got the best of me and i walked in and there was 2 girls one i've seen before but she was going in with another customer so lisa guided me to a room, and i told her i wanted something quick and i laid down on the table, she said "ok, 2 minutes" i thought she was half jkoing or something, anyhow she is by no means hot but i was already hard walking in so she started giving me a hj and within 30 seconds she was like "this is longer than a minute" but kept going then all of a sudden she applied her famous deathgrip and omg it still hurts now....

i wish i woulda listened to the other head... and i wish there was more selection in my area....

does anyone know how many girls usually work there?

 

[Pho]

Too much confusion so I phoned. Spoke with CoCo a bit and then Lisa. Apparently there are just the two of them there.

 

[Jessica G]

I was there about 2 weeks ago. Coco was there. I had a massage from Michele who told me that she only works weekends. Helen also worked there. I have not met Lisa but was told that there was another lasy working there.

I was told that Joanna was on holiday in China until January but at Northlands this usually means that she will not be back. Has anybody heard where Lily has gone? I know that she and JoJo went to Optima but Lily did come back to Northlands at least for a while. I have not been to Optima for quite a while so I do not know who is working there. I heard that JoJo got married so maybe she is gone. As for Sophia, I have not heard from her since early summer. She told me a few times that she did not like Northlands as she thought that she was worth more. Surprisingly as she let me do anything with her bb for free at times.

 

[sandra]

This sounds a bit alarming.

 

[canizzy_123]

:shock:

 

[Barbra]

Anything? Ouch.

 

[Jack 890]

Old ladys? Jackhammer technique, 2 minute sessions, Deathgrips on your knobb? If the service is that shitty and she is a 4/10 at most then why pay for it boys? The reason they can get away with such lousy service is guys keep on paying for it

I just dont get it...

RAISE THE STANDARDS IN THIS CITY BOYS IT STARTS WITH YOU THE CUSTOMER!!

just my thoughts...

don't look in the mirror
I don't like what I see staring back at me
Everything is clearer
I'll never see what you see Smashing Pumpkins

 

[MarMar]

Why do people pay for McDonalds when they can buy Steak? Some guy's always are looking for a deal. Same reason you will sleep with a ugly or fat chick, cause maybe you can. I know I cannot get Christie Turrlington into bed? When you are lonely, and horny, cheap shitty service is better than no service. Almost. I don't know about the Old lady death grip though. Unless you are into geriatric pain! JMO.

 

[Came Twice]

Holy Shit man, the only person that you can count on to mind your health is you. We all have to gauge the level of risk that we are comfortable with (i.e. BBBJ) but I don't think that anyone would think that "anything", which I read as "everything", bareback is sensible.

 

[johnjp10]

.... and sex do not always go hand in hand. What about a bar pickup. Lte at night, horny, no condom. Not condoning it, but have been there!!

 

[Mr Night]

Lily and Jojo are both at Optima. Saw them there today.

 

[*******Mel******* of DOOM]

I have seen Jo Jo before but what about lilly ? What is her menu like and does she provide a great service.?

 

[Doodle]

I'm new in here. Can anyone tell me where Northlands is and what the prices are like?

Thanks.