Question How common is it to ask MPAs if they are clean/get tested regularly?

[retrocamcord00]

Have you guys ever asked an MPA that?
In person or via text

The other day a hot MPA gave me bbbj at the Asian spa downtown. I usually don't do bb, so will get tested. She gave me he phone #, we've been chatting but I am very tempted to ask if she's clean.

Thoughts?
Thanks for any input.

 

[kittyhound69]

never ask. Just go get checked. You should be ok.
Ps who ? And what spa ?

 

[retrocamcord00]

never ask. Just go get checked. You should be ok.
Ps who ? And what spa ?

I will PM you

 

[Lavish]

Can't wait for how this autistic endeavour unfolds.

OP: "Hi Nana it's Ben from today"
MPA: "Hi Ben how r u honey"
OP: "I am good thanks... Ok so now that we have been chatting... I was just wondering if you're clean?"
MPA: "Yes I am just clean my home now. And u??"
OP: "No I mean like do you have genital warts"
MPA: "WTF"
OP: "The guys on the forum told me it was a good idea to ask"
MPA: "What guys? What is forum? What u talk about?"
OP: "Massageplanet, it's a place where guys talk about whores and warn each other about which girl has STDs"
OP: "Hello Nana are you still there?"
OP: "Hello?"
OP: "Helloooo..."

 

[retrocamcord00]

Can't wait for how this autistic endeavour unfolds.

OP: "Hi Nana it's Ben from today"
MPA: "Hi Ben how r u honey"
OP: "I am good thanks... Ok so now that we have been chatting... I was just wondering if you're clean?"
MPA: "Yes I am just clean my home now. And u??"
OP: "No I mean like do you have genital warts"
MPA: "WTF"
OP: "The guys on the forum told me it was a good idea to ask"
MPA: "What guys? What is forum? What u talk about?"
OP: "Massageplanet, it's a place where guys talk about whores and warn each other about which girl has STDs"
OP: "Hello Nana are you still there?"
OP: "Hello?"
OP: "Helloooo..."

I am on the autism spectrum, so your post, ironic or not, actually paints a rather vivid picture...

 

[medister22]

I am on the autism spectrum, so your post, ironic or not, actually paints a rather vivid picture...

I’ll help you out here bro - that post is definitely ironic and sarcastic .

All that Lavish was going to say , that it ‘s not a good idea to ask them . Just go and get tested !

 

[retrocamcord00]

I’ll help you out here bro - that post is definitely ironic and sarcastic .

All that Lavish was going to say , that it ‘s not a good idea to ask them . Just go and get tested !

Oh, good! I don't always detect sarcasm when it is aimed directly to me. So I nailed it with that !!!

Yep, will go get checked.
Cheers bro.

 

[bathwaterbuyer]

You will be fine with bbbj, really. The fear of Stis from bbbj is so overblown. I've literally never heard of anyone getting anything from bbbj. I'm not saying it's impossible, but from my experience and the experience of countless others I know, 0 occurance. Get tested when you do bbfs, or even pussyslide where your head goes between her lips. Otherwise just go for regular testing 6months twice a year or something while you hobby.
Bbfs or intense pussyslides go once every 3 months.

Easy.

 

[norubberz]

Don't be a wimp, bbbj is rare to get anything from. Just get tested yourself, it doesn't matter what the girl has, as if that's going to change anything.

 

[Victor Charlie]

Don't be a wimp, bbbj is rare to get anything from. Just get tested yourself, it doesn't matter what the girl has, as if that's going to change anything.

If she's got sores around her mouth, don't engage lol..Other than that, bbbj is really nothing to worry about..Plus, you can always wash and shower your dick so you don't get too paranoid of catching something..Jmo

 

[Hornet]

If this ends up being you, you know she had something

 

[Spawarrior99]

I will PM you

oh fuck yeah. pm kity hound all you wants. Kitty hood is the last person you want to talk with if you want honest answers.
let alone sulexa spa as he is a paid shill for sulexa, in disguise
this kitty hound you speak, of is he capable of doing bbfs? or cim. little kittyhound is just a hand job specialist . POOR LITTLE KITTY HOUN.... NOT MUCH SUBSTANXC=KH . look for others you can trust FFS. BESIDEES KH. THIS DUDE IS OUT TO LUCNH! BREAKFAST OR DINNER, HOW EVER YOU WASNT TO CAL KITTY NUTS... THE DUDE IS JUST A LAME FUCK!
KITTY LITTER DUDE... YOUR AS FAKE AS THEY COME ON THIS WEBSITE!!!
KH IS A NO GO AND SAD FOR THE MANY OTHERS THAT SIT HERE AND LISTED TO KITTYHOUND... - RELIABLE NOTES ON MASSGE PLANET, AS IS XTC., OR STOO , OR MAVERTICK OR OTHER,
IS TBD.... guaranteed not! no xtc, no kitty, no leonard. not on my watch mf'S

 

[Leonard Telepathy]

oh fuck yeah. pm kity hound all you wants. Kitty hood is the last person you want to talk with if you want honest answers.
let alone sulexa spa as he is a paid shill for sulexa, in disguise
this kitty hound you speak, of is he capable of doing bbfs? or cim. little kittyhound is just a hand job specialist . POOR LITTLE KITTY HOUN.... NOT MUCH SUBSTANXC=KH . look for others you can trust FFS. BESIDEES KH. THIS DUDE IS OUT TO LUCNH! BREAKFAST OR DINNER, HOW EVER YOU WASNT TO CAL KITTY NUTS... THE DUDE IS JUST A LAME FUCK!
KITTY LITTER DUDE... YOUR AS FAKE AS THEY COME ON THIS WEBSITE!!!
KH IS A NO GO AND SAD FOR THE MANY OTHERS THAT SIT HERE AND LISTED TO KITTYHOUND... - RELIABLE NOTES ON MASSGE PLANET, AS IS XTC., OR STOO , OR MAVERTICK OR OTHER,
IS TBD.... guaranteed not! no xtc, no kitty, no leonard. not on my watch mf'S

Hey fucktard!

I was in the middle of mocking you when you ran away!

Listen, everybody should know, you got dumped by Sabrina aka Nadia for a 240 lb Indian guy, 5’4.

Mainly because you got drunk all the time and your dick stopped working.

Guys, this dude kissed Sabrina after she did CIM and he tasted some! It could have been mine! He screams, “She forgot to bathe!” Like that’s on her right?

The little things you have to check before you kiss your sex worker wife! Damn! So many things to remember!

Guys, I am not making this up.

 

[Longschlong]

Bbbj is rare to get anything but if you are getting something else just simply bring your own jimmy or simply don’t go. I speak to the girls I see and they all say it’s a big misconception. These girls are not sleeping with 5-20 guys a day and most are using protection.

 

[Spawarrior99]

Hey fucktard!

I was in the middle of mocking you when you ran away!

Listen, everybody should know, you got dumped by Sabrina aka Nadia for a 240 lb Indian guy, 5’4.

Mainly because you got drunk all the time and your dick stopped working.

Guys, this dude kissed Sabrina after she did CIM and he tasted some! It could have been mine! He screams, “She forgot to bathe!” Like that’s on her right?

The little things you have to check before you kiss your sex worker wife! Damn! So many things to remember!

Guys, I

I'm NOT SAYING POOR LITTLE @xtc27 FUCKTARD HAS NO GAME, I'M SAYING HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH, ALONG WITH YIOU LENNY!
LOOKS LIKE THIS FAMOUS XTC , Has nothing to say>
WOW and yet let us quote this little POS xtc, " I don't want to get into a fight with you @krayjee"
ANDN NOT A FUCKING REVIEW TO HIS NAME, LESS US NEWBIES.

 

[Leonard Telepathy]

I'm NOT SATYING POOR LITTLE @xtc27 FUCKTARD HAS NO GAME, I'M SAYING HE DIESNT HAVE MUCH, ALONG WITH YIOU LENNY!

Sad lil drunk.

 

[Leonard Telepathy]

I'm NOT SAYING POOR LITTLE @xtc27 FUCKTARD HAS NO GAME, I'M SAYING HE DIESNT HAVE MUCH, ALONG WITH YIOU LENNY!
LOOKS LIKE THIS FAMOUS XTC , Has nothing to say>
WOW and yet let us quote this little POS xtc, " I don't want to get into a fight with you @krayjee"

I want to add something to this but it is just so perfect as it is.

Oops, caught him mid edit, seems like he had seconds thoughts and removed some. That’s ok, I am leaving it in.

By the way, there is just a small chance I am not xtc.

Or Ken Wong

Or Darth Vader

Just a teensy weensy little chance.

I am just putting that out there.






lol

 

[Leonard Telepathy]

I'm NOT SAYING POOR LITTLE @xtc27 FUCKTARD HAS NO GAME, I'M SAYING HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH, ALONG WITH YIOU LENNY!
LOOKS LIKE THIS FAMOUS XTC , Has nothing to say>
WOW and yet let us quote this little POS xtc, " I don't want to get into a fight with you @krayjee"
ANDN NOT A FUCKING REVIEW TO HIS NAME, LESS US NEWBIES.

I may have hoaxed you a bit.

I might be xtc but I might not be.

No hard feelings right?

We can still be friends.

You seem rather lonely.





Psyche!

 

[Muskokaman]

Another great thread.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: some of you people are too paranoid and ignorant to have sex.

Serious question, and this applies to both clients and providers: if you ask someone if they're clean, do you really expect anyone to say no?