Boys get a load of this crap.
So I’ve been calling this shithole trying to figure out when Lydia comes back from china, she’s back now.
I book an appointment with her and mention when I get there I’m here for Lydia.
Some granny comes in and I ask her hey are u Lydia she says yes, obviously bait and switched me because she didn’t have triple D knockers
anyways I assume the massage will be decent, nope average rub down and starts stroking my nuts from the back.
I havent blown my load in a week cuz I’m staying away from peeling the banana iykwim so there’s no way i’m going out like this with a granny I tell her nah I’m good.
She asks me for $40 (without a handjob lmao) in good will because I am blessed I told her I’ll give u $20 even tho b&s.
On my way out I see the actual Lydia. Just thought I’d post here in case someone else decides to go here.