Maria rims

[Jackspade]

Bubbie can really suck a pipe !!!!

Sent you a PM

 

[ViagaraFalls]

Yeah she’s open to all acronyms listed in her ad. I tried a bit of full service but the salami wasn’t having it, haha! Most of the service was BBBJ and face fucking.

FF! Ok. Gramma? Let me think about it some more.

 

[TellMeAboutIt]

Yeah she’s open to all acronyms listed in her ad. I tried a bit of full service but the salami wasn’t having it, haha! Most of the service was BBBJ and face fucking.

Nice review! I think my salami would be of the same opinion.

 

[VinnyBulbarino]

Nice review! I think my salami would be of the same opinion.

Haha, I hear ya Paisan!

 

[ViagaraFalls]

FF! Ok. Gramma? Let me think about it some more.

I can try college girls who are very restrictive at a Richmond Hill spa, or I can do what I want with a granny. Decisions, decisions!

 

[519guy]

I can try college girls who are very restrictive at a Richmond Hill spa, or I can do what I want with a granny. Decisions, decisions!

You really do have to try her once. She wants you to feel good, and it shows.

 

[ViagaraFalls]

You really do have to try her once. She wants you to feel good, and it shows.

The thing is, if I cant get hard, how is anything going to happen? I am not crazy fussy. If the tits are ok, theres a waist that goes in, some curve to the ass, I can get aroused, but saggy flat tits, no waist, flat ass, then i am not going to feel like sex at all. Why pay for sex with someone whom I would not fuck for free?

 

[Social-Misfit]

Yeah, I can relate to viagarafalls, if I wanted a dumpbin I'd pick up a crackwhore and douche with gasoline

 

[519guy]

Yeah, I can relate to viagarafalls, if I wanted a dumpbin I'd pick up a crackwhore and douche with gasoline

I can relate to that as well. Maybe not worth the risk.

 

[ViagaraFalls]

I can relate to that as well. Maybe not worth the risk.

Or the money! Grannies should be free. Once you get to the retirement homes, the old gals dont exactly put up a fight. If you like graanies, you need to volunteer at these places. Heaven awaits you.

 

[derekgbob1980]

Haha, I hear ya Paisan!

How was the place? I know its an apartment but was there cats and piss all over the place? significant other? I remember going to a place in North York near Fairview and the whole family watched TV while I pounded the mom's ass lol only reason I didn't go back was because it reeked like ass in there, and not hers

 

[VinnyBulbarino]

How was the place? I know its an apartment but was there cats and piss all over the place? significant other? I remember going to a place in North York near Fairview and the whole family watched TV while I pounded the mom's ass lol only reason I didn't go back was because it reeked like ass in there, and not hers

I’ve heard some stories, but fucking the mom while the family is in the next room watching TV takes the cake

Place is a mid-tier apartment. Fairly clean, no pets and lots of visitor parking.

 

[ViagaraFalls]

I’ve heard some stories, but fucking the mom while the family is in the next room watching TV takes the cake

Place is a mid-tier apartment. Fairly clean, no pets and lots of visitor parking.

How gran-ular is granny? I know you found her only suitable for facefucking.

 

[VinnyBulbarino]

How gran-ular is granny? I know you found her only suitable for facefucking.

She’s a grandmother, not a GILF if ya know what I mean. I tried her just to say I did, but I will not be repeating. Aside from her personality, there’s nothing attractive about her

 

[Social-Misfit]

Fuck, after reading these reviews, I wanna cut my dick off and give up the hobby

 

[TellMeAboutIt]

Haha, I hear ya Paisan!

I have already fucked some women I’d like to forget. I’ve been sucked off by some really homely gals, too. I don’t think i will add to that list. Yeesh.

 

[ViagaraFalls]

She’s a grandmother, not a GILF if ya know what I mean. I tried her just to say I did, but I will not be repeating. Aside from her personality, there’s nothing attractive about her

You mean she’s a granny but not GRANNY-I-Like-Fucking. Well done.

 

[TellMeAboutIt]

Fuck, after reading these reviews, I wanna cut my dick off and give up the hobby

I think the most embarrassing thing about it is not that I don’t get hard for these homely women, but that I do!

 

[Ddteamrider]

Tried her once and that was enough. She was willing to please, rimmed and took it in the ass like a champ. Just an old average looking Russian woman. Plenty of hoes out there to try before ever thinking of a repeat.

 

[TellMeAboutIt]

Tried her once and that was enough. She was willing to please, rimmed and took it in the ass like a champ. Just an old average looking Russian woman. Plenty of hoes out there to try before ever thinking of a repeat.

You honestly can’t hope for much more than that.