East of Eden - Tia

[Gray Wanderer]

Well I had a long day and was tired, so off I went to Lexa...closed...damnit.

Then I thought I'd go down the street to Josaphine's...30 minute wait...I'm too tired...

Then I thought I'd go to SRM, but I'm going there tonight so maybe something different? East of Eden.

Never been so I figured WTF, try it out.

Met at the door by a very attractive black girl who introduces herself as Tia...cute face, smokin hot body...sure I'll stay for a massage.

The place has a nice decor, nice shower, fluffy towel...this is gonna be great.

Tia comes into the room and starts a light massage with a bit of oil, she has nice soft hands..I'm liking this. Type of session? A bodyslide would be very nice thank you.

Please don't touch my nipples...they're sensitive...oh and no you can't touch there either...

She asks me to roll over, sits on me and starts choking the living shit out of Mr. Happy...WTF??

She's going gangbusters on the little guy who's doing his best to resist..I guess the finger tease massage on my back was the massage...I guess she sitting on me was the slide...I guess I wont't be going to East of Eden again...

I don't know how long a normal session is there but I was done in like 20 mins.

Anyone know if there's a place called West of Eden?

Repeat? When hell freezes over...maybe.

 

[pineapple]

I think these "don't touch me" girl's follow the teachings of MC Hammer. Much like his career, they're headed downhill also.

U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Yo, get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

 

[badkitty3168]

East of Eden is a poorly run establishment that does not have any guidelines for its hiring practices. It accepts ladies that the higher end places might not hire. I have been there several times, usually a year between visits, to see if there is any improvement - there never has been.

 

[Monika]

I had the same terrible experience there this week. Wish I had done my research first. Guys STAY AWAY.

 

[brad p]

I have been on a mission to see Angelica.Finally had the pleasure and I am glad I did.
she is very exotic looking and has a body to die for.We settled on the BS.
She started with firm good massage.After a pretty lengthy massage she started with the finger tip teasing along with little
kisses on my neck (drove me crazy)
The slide technique blow my mind.Iwas throbbing,but she wanted me to last.I battled for the next few minutes.
We were way over on the clock
Overall great time
Face 9
Body 9
massage 9
bs 9,5

Yes Repeat

 

[Paige(Tokio Hotel <3)]

Yabba Dabba doooo

Anjelo = = Angelica == SPAM..........

thanks for the splendid review Angelica!

LOL

 

[Wayne A]

I hate to jump on the spam/shill boat, but I do find it quite funny that when someone receives a bad or mediocre massage they are able to come on here and give themselves a glowing review. If only they would do in person what they describe on the board in fiction, they would have a line-up of customers doing it for them.

 

[Pratik]

I have visited this place and have had no problems, being treated well in all respect, mind you the last time I was there was over a year ago and I usually end up going when there isnt a manager on site so the ladies are a little more at ease and tend to do things they arent suppose to.

 

[Ethel!]

Hit this spot often a couple of years back when a sweet dark-haired Italian girl named Danielle, Daniella, or Dani was there. School girl kind of look, sometimes giggly, not petite nor large. She was different from what was on the website.

She's since disappeared, would like to know where she's gone.

Have checked in recently but agree with other posters not much success at this place other than the fact it's clean with in-room showers.

G's B.

 

[Paperlilly]

kewluke
I`m not on the massageplanet.net that often,but please don`t insult my
intelligence

 

[Other Girl]

Anjelica:

I think it is you who are insulting our intelligence. You registered in August and you have 1 post when you give yourself a glowing review. It's you who think we are dumb!!!