How To Please Your Attendant Tips!!!

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Tips on how to please your attendant who in return shall please you


PERSONAL HYGIENE ETIQUETTE

1. Take along with you some form of breath freshener.
attendants hate bad breath especially if you like to be right in their face.

2. When showering:
* please use soap. it defeats the purpose if you don't.
* throughly cleanse your rectal area. your mother would not be happy to know all her efforts in teaching you went to waste.
* properly cleanse under your foreskin by pulling it back then washing. your attendant will be quite pleased to be able to breath again while providing your release (trust me).

 

[MOULIN ROUGE]

You're obviously trying to be helpful but this was posted before and the experienced guys already know this. I just can't find the post to share it.

 

[Wackoz]

My guess is specialk is an MPA......

 

[huynhminhduy duy]

An MPA that came across a cheesy dick, dirty assed, bad breathed client.

 

[sundown]

Still people have foreskin?

 

[toad]

eeeeeeeeewwwww....smegma......

 

[Nowhere Man]

Ah yes, that would narrow the field

 

[. Cute Poison .]

In additional to personal hygiene, tips would please most if not all MPAs.

 

[Bride & Mommy to Be ?]

i thinks it's sad she actually HAD to post this...
sheesh.

 

[faerie]

...maybe not in that order...

 

[3456]

An MPA recently told me she was getting really fed up with the business coz of smelly clients... Some guys smell even AFTER they shower

 

[Fireball]

specialk, thanks for the tips. Feel free to update your post with more suggestions.

 

[Kali]

If any guy goes to see an MPA and DOESN'T clean themselves the way they should EVERY DAY, the girl should kick him out! That's just nasty...

 

[Law Man]

While none of us would claim to be Brad Pitt lookalikes, we ALL theoretically should know how to use soap and water

I've always wondered how many of these smelly guys post reviews claiming various MPA's are "restrictive"... We can't assume just because they don't use soap also means they don't know how to use a computer!

It's funny, coz I've never heard an MPA complain about a client's age, weight or hairiness. The top complaints have always been:

1.) Smell/general cleanliness
2.) Too aggressive physically.
3.) Clients trying to get a BS for price of NR etc

 

[Mommy of 5]

Maybe if attendants started doing reviews on us - it would encourage some massageplanet.netites to take care of themselves a little more.

On another note - I think that most people who have bad B.O. don't realize it. I worked with a guy who had a bad smell to him and he simply had to be taken aside and have the subject tactfully approached. After the awkward conversation, he learned that it was important to shower AFTER his morning workout.

up4it

 

[paulcrsm]

I'd LOVE to share some stories I've been told, but it wouldn't be kosher. Let's just say some massageplanet.netites are ALOT better known than they'd care to imagine. LOL.



My father was a Dr. and at one point ran a student health clinic at one of the universities. Without mentioning nationalities, some of the foreign exchanges students were quite "malodorous" as he used to say. They came from hot countries with limited water resources/spicey diet, so bathing every day wasn't always possible. Anyway, they were pulled aside and as you said tactfully told everybody showers daily in Canada

 

[arielle_ya]

Your dad sounds like a pretty uneducated Doctor. Even the poorest countries have the tradition of bathing each day, and different diets don't make people smell bad, but just different. No amount of washing changes that. You might be interested to know what people from North America smell like to people from other parts of the world. After spending a 8 months in India, I thought everyone here smelled like hamburger.

 

[Jeff T]

Bathing everyday, "even in the poorest of countries" is not a tradition,
it's a personal choice. Many, many, many people do not shower everyday
and could care less about their personal hygiene. Rich or poor. Canadian,
American, Asian, Black or Hispanic.

There is smelling different because of your ethnic cuisine and their is
just plain smelling because you don't shower, don't care to shower, and
have a personal distaste for deordorant. I agree you though, spend
some time in another country and you can smell our American diet of
toxins seeping through.

 

[Corinne G]

What is an average expected TIP for an MPA, beyond and above any agreed service charges for standard extras. Thanks

 

[rposzich]

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52097



LOL just kidding.....




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