Kijiji Thai Massage - Claire Garber 9207 review

[Roy69]

Hi Folks,

Decided to TOFTT recently and reporting back.

Claire Garber (rather “Money Grabber”) is a woman in her early to mid 40s who works out of a nice huge studio/loft near Keele and Dundas. Pictures are of her and are recent.

She is some kind of Pseudo-Yogi and advertises a Thai “Massage”and yoga but in reality it is just stretching.. that is all.
I asked her if she does massage with oil and said she can try doing it but it isnt something she normally does, in other words, she sucks at that so didn’t bother.

Rates $110/60 mins, $150/90mins & $200/120mins

I walked in and she made me fill out a form with my personal details (same as what you would do at an RMT). I asked if she is a licensed professional and offers receipt, she said NO. I asked if it is compulsory to fill this and she said Yes. Looks like she is trying too hard to give the impression of a professional to compensate for the lack of service. ( For the rookies - I made up the address and name etc… Duh)

There is no table or anything and you are on the floor on a blanket, quite uncomfortable. The session was right beside a window with no blinds and was quite bright during the day, and the neighbours can clearly look in..

I took off my clothes off and stayed in my boxers. The session itself was uninspiring and boring to say the least, nothing to write home about, as you can see in the pictures it is just stretching and breathing. No sense of intimacy nor any grazing etc.

I was quite disappointed and actually told her that I did not find the session helpful and she started fumbling and said “try taking the 90 min session next time because when you take the 60min it takes some time for u to relax” blah blah..

She has quite a few reviews on Google and after some research on social media, the reviews are either Fake or from people who are part of her yogic/friends/social circle..

Save ur money, if you wanna stretch I recommend youtube tutorials with some hot latinas in them.