Chat YMMV TIPS & SUGGESTIONS

[startbeforeIfinish]

That’s a really good point. For those of us who frequent the Asian ones .

A joke here and there or a simple hello in their native tongue could be a good move to break the ice.

I got a pocket translater. While she is usually telling me to be quiet while she is treating me like a king. I had some nice things to say to her. She did seem to like the conversation a bit. We spend more time than just fun time. I know actually learning the language a bit is much more sincere effort.

 

[Bustanut]

You get me. I can't help but love these girls. I just don't want to be a fool for love anymore.

Oh man it’s such a drug. Especially if the connect is there. Once you start seeing them out of the spa it’s gets crazy wild real quick. I try not feel that love man if I do, I try and replace it with a next chick haha.

 

[Bustanut]

I got a pocket translater. While she is usually telling me to be quiet while she is treating me like a king. I had some nice things to say to her. She did seem to like the conversation a bit. We spend more time than just fun time. I know actually learning the language a bit is much more sincere effort.

Well said brother. The little things go a long way. The challenging ones like learning the language reaps greater rewards.

 

[Ian McDonald]

YMMV

Alright so there's been a lot of banter lately about YMMV. So i figured why not make a post. Some people get a lot, some people get next to nothing. Here's my tips over the years that have got me extra mileage. A lot of which I did not ask for as it happened organically. Either by me going in instigating the action or the mpa just doing it.

1) BE IN SHAPE

Guys, there's no excuse for being fat and out of shape. I've said this a million times on here. Being in great shape gets you extra play all day everyday. I would go as far to say that 90% of the time an mpa is shocked when my shirt comes off. It's like she's never seen a well sculpted body before. I'm talking eyes popping out of her head. This tells me that the majority of the guys going into spas are not in shape. I'm a little older now but i train a lot. It's part of my daily regime. It should part of yours too, not just for this hobby but for life in general. If you guys lack motivation, or need an extra push. Workout with a friend or hire a trainer. I've always been a gym rat since i was young. In my case now, i have this young lad who works for me. He is in insane shape as he workouts like crazy. We train together and push each other every time at the gym.

Let's be honest, no guy wants a fat lard ass mpa. In retrospect no mpa wants a fat lard ass mandem. That's just fkn gross all around. There's a lot of things we can't control, like our height, aging etc but you can control your weight. Having a fit body is the ultimate sign of self respect.

2) HYGIENE

Yes, fkn hygiene. When you guys go to a spa, shower right before you go. I'm talking right before, like shower and head straight to the spa right after. I don't like to shower at spas before a session. The reason for this is that, I don't like their cheap ass soap. A lot of the spas don't even have body lotion for crying out loud. So i use the quality stuff i have at home before i head out. I only shower after sessions at the spa and even then the idea of how many people being in there just fkn grosses me the fk out.

Brush your mother fkn teeth before a session. Holy fk, i can't even believe i have to say this one. You know how many girls i've spoken to over the years who have said so many guys they see have bad breath. Brush, , use mouth wash and chew a piece of gum on your way to the spa. I don't recommend flossing for those of you who like to go down on a chick for obvious reasons.

Spray a good cologne. None of this shoppers drug mart cheap ass shit. The good shit. This hobby is expensive so invest in a good cologne. I like creed aventus, baccarat rouge 540, and le labo te matcha just to name a few. Don't fkn over spray, two or three sprays max.

Groom yourself. If you're a hairy ass chewbacca mother fker get the manscape trimmer and get to work. You don't have to go zero guard. For those of you who have small dicks leave enough hair so your dick seems bigger. LOL!!!... but don't leave too much where the mpa has to go searching for moby.

For those of you who have been blessed with the monster anaconda a light trim will do.

Come well put together. I'm not saying shirt and tie type of shit. I'm just saying don't look fkn sloppy. The girls don't look sloppy so neither should you.

Most of these girls if not all ,are super clean and ready to go. You owe to them and yourself to be just as clean.

3) BE POLITE

I know these girls are sex workers and its easy to look at them like fkn hoes and treat them like one. If you want the gfe experience then treat them like one in the room. What i mean by this is be nice. Lead with your body slow and sensually. Build up to the experience you want. In a car you don't skp from 1st gear to 5th. So same applies here. If you go too fast and the mpa pulls back take it down a notch. You want the mpa to be comfortable with you. Build rapport with the mpa. The more comfortable she is with you, the more she will do.

4) TIP WELL

If the service is good tip well. If the session was basic then give the standard. Some of you guys are so fkn cheap. I'm not saying tip a ton, though some guys do. You'll' be surprised how much an extra 5,10 or 20 goes on top of market rate. This goes a long way and the girl will remember that on your next visit.

I remember one chick i got a bs from. I had 4 twenties and a 5 in my wallet. I figured wth might as well just give it to her. I gave it to her and her smile lit up like crazy. Like she was so fkn happy over 5 Fkn bucks. It felt good to do that gesture and see her reaction. Totally worth the 5 bucks.

5) GO EARLY

If your schedule allows, you go fkn early. The mpas have more energy for a better massage and are more enthusiastic earlier in the day. Avoid going at late hours if you can because near the end of the day they are just tired and waiting to go home.

One time i went to a spa at 7:30 to check one of the girls on my rotation. Yo she was tired AF!!!! She literally went through 11 guys. She kept yawning and her massage was lacking serious power. It was pure shiatsu soft bullshit. I came for deep tissue bitch..lol. Anyway I cut the bullshit massage short , we ended up naked, cuddling and making out. After 15 mins she passed out ...LOLOLOLOL! Dumb bitch..kidding!! She was exhausted. I mean i can't complain as it was serious dfk but i came for the massage. She said i didn't have to tip her. I still tried to give her $50 bucks for the half hour but she refused and said next time. I went to the boss after and told her i don't think it’s a good idea for these chicks to see that many guys. The boss bitch said sorry and gave me an extra bottle of water. .Like what the fk am i gonna do with 2 bottles of water bitch LOL!!!

The service just lacks after a certain number of guys the mpa goes through. I mean imagine an mpa wacking off 11 fkn dicks...wtf!!! Go early!!!

5) DO YOUR RESEARCH

There's a lot of information out there on who provides what. A lot of you guys may be looking for a great massage, a great tease, a fantastic body slide etc. Do the research and ask credible sources, watch out for the shills though. There's a ton of them on here.

If anyone would like to add suggestions or have stories to add regarding mileage pls reply. I would love to hear them.

Really good points, maybe different priority imho:
1. Do your research: veteran or toftt are usually granted great sessions.
2. Go early: be the 3rd ot 4th of day.
3. Be polite: compliment and play cuckold first half of the session usually work for me.
4. Hygiene: shower at home for me. Showers before and after session, for her confident sake.
5. Tip well: money talk, if you plan to repeat with her or her friends.
6. Be in shape: if you are prince Charming, you can pick Snow White or Cinderella, or Fiona. If you are Shrek, maybe just Fiona then.

Bonus
ethnicity: white > latin > asian = brown > black

The length of the session: the longer the better.

 

[Bustanut]

Really good points, maybe different priority imho:
1. Do your research: veteran or toftt are usually granted great sessions.
2. Go early: be the 3rd ot 4th of day.
3. Be polite: compliment and play cuckold first half of the session usually work for me.
4. Hygiene: shower at home for me. Showers before and after session, for her confident sake.
5. Tip well: money talk, if you plan to repeat with her or her friends.
6. Be in shape: if you are prince Charming, you can pick Snow White or Cinderella, or Fiona. If you are Shrek, maybe just Fiona then.

Bonus
ethnicity: white > latin > asian = brown > black

The length of the session: the longer the better.

Good post, you got me with “ if you’re shrek maybe just fiona” .

 

[Mr.Ballz_]

This post is such a joke. If you are fat and ugly, you can follow as many beauty tips you want, you will still be fat and ugly. If you are in shape and good looking, you can smell like piss and get as hairy as you want, you are still considered good looking.
I have seen the world from both sides. Back in 2014-15 ish i was 220 lbs with no muscles, after working out for 10 years, going through lots of ups and downs, now i am 180lbs with a fair amount of muscle mass and people in general tell me i am above average in terms of looks and physique. But how you look doesn’t make any girl more or less interested in you. Maybe it matters when you are in your teen years but as soon as you cross the 25+ mark, It all comes down to how much you earn, what car you drive and how many houses you own. (If you put this in this hobby perspective, it comes down to how much money you spend and how regular you are).

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

It's fucked up world. An average girl can wait for someone of top eligability. Times have changed. Be good looking or even correcting your posture can get you noticed and provides for confidence. Making an effort enough gets results. I often fall into cynicism too and not an unreal point. Just have to make things fucking work. I appreciate a women my age that makes an effort. Most don't. They still want Brad fucking Pitt and his money.

 

[Sybarite]

...How you look doesn’t make any girl more or less interested in you... in this hobby perspective, it comes down to how much money you spend and how regular you are).

Totally agree.

How you look, the shape you're in, your age etc. all matter tremendously if you're trying to have a relationship with a civilian woman, but it's all pretty much a non-factor in professional sex work.

Unless you are a total dick and / or a hygiene disaster what matters is your $$, including the frequency of the visits... that's it!

 

[Mr.Ballz_]

Totally agree.

How you look, the shape you're in, your age etc. all matter tremendously if you're trying to have a relationship with a civilian woman, but it's all pretty much a non-factor in professional sex work.

Unless you are a total dick and / or a hygiene disaster what matters is your $$, including the frequency of the visits... that's it!

it doesn’t matter with civilian women also. You can be the best looking guy but if you dont make decent money, no civil girl is going to take you seriously or even consider you for relationships. But if you have money, you can be whale and they will still call you daddy.

 

[Bustanut]

This post is such a joke. If you are fat and ugly, you can follow as many beauty tips you want, you will still be fat and ugly. If you are in shape and good looking, you can smell like piss and get as hairy as you want, you are still considered good looking.
I have seen the world from both sides. Back in 2014-15 ish i was 220 lbs with no muscles, after working out for 10 years, going through lots of ups and downs, now i am 180lbs with a fair amount of muscle mass and people in general tell me i am above average in terms of looks and physique. But how you look doesn’t make any girl more or less interested in you. Maybe it matters when you are in your teen years but as soon as you cross the 25+ mark, It all comes down to how much you earn, what car you drive and how many houses you own. (If you put this in this hobby perspective, it comes down to how much money you spend and how regular you are).

You know what’s a joke? A spa that has an only one shower head being attached to one handle. .

Are you referring to semi or holistic ?

 

[Bustanut]

It's fucked up world. An average girl can wait for someone of top eligability. Times have changed. Be good looking or even correcting your posture can get you noticed and provides for confidence. Making an effort enough gets results. I often fall into cynicism too and not an unreal point. Just have to make things fucking work. I appreciate a women my age that makes an effort. Most don't. They still want Brad fucking Pitt and his money.

I agree with brother. Making efforts absolutely helps. These young chicks with the rich fat old boyfriends, cheat on all day everyday. They finesse the rich guys with everything because they have no game.

 

[John_Dough]

I called a family friend doctor after that and she told me I was very lucky I have good amount of muscles to absorb the impact and my bones are still strong. She said lots of seniors die within a few months after falling down and breaking their hip bones and such. I guess I just dodge a bullet.

Osteoporosis is caused by vitamin K2 deficiency, found in 97% of seniors.

vitamin-k2-reverses-arterial-stiffness-and-osteoporosis

The Prevalence of Vitamin K2 Deficiency

 

[Mr.Ballz_]

You know what’s a joke? A spa that has an only one shower head being attached to one handle. .

Are you referring to semi or holistic ?

What do you mean?

 

[Spawarrior99]

You know what’s a joke? A spa that has an only one shower head being attached to one handle. .

Are you referring to semi or holistic ?

You know what's a joke, YOU! You have no experience fucking, sloppy bjs', DFK, COME IN MOUTH.. WHAT EXPERIENCE DO YOU HAVE?
nothing OF State, your experience on massage planet, EXCEPT FOR little blow jobs from tul;ip spa do you visit tulip spa on Kennedy?
Have you ever been to seen a girl on Kennedy? any agency experience.? any sulexa experience? any duo experiences?
any spa experiences in north York?

bust a hemorrhoid or just bust a pimple, I don't give a shit mf
your posts area joke fucking simp ass!!!!

 

[Spawarrior99]

YMMV

Alright so there's been a lot of banter lately about YMMV. So i figured why not make a post. Some people get a lot, some people get next to nothing. Here's my tips over the years that have got me extra mileage. A lot of which I did not ask for as it happened organically. Either by me going in instigating the action or the mpa just doing it.

1) BE IN SHAPE

Guys, there's no excuse for being fat and out of shape. I've said this a million times on here. Being in great shape gets you extra play all day everyday. I would go as far to say that 90% of the time an mpa is shocked when my shirt comes off. It's like she's never seen a well sculpted body before. I'm talking eyes popping out of her head. This tells me that the majority of the guys going into spas are not in shape. I'm a little older now but i train a lot. It's part of my daily regime. It should part of yours too, not just for this hobby but for life in general. If you guys lack motivation, or need an extra push. Workout with a friend or hire a trainer. I've always been a gym rat since i was young. In my case now, i have this young lad who works for me. He is in insane shape as he workouts like crazy. We train together and push each other every time at the gym.

Let's be honest, no guy wants a fat lard ass mpa. In retrospect no mpa wants a fat lard ass mandem. That's just fkn gross all around. There's a lot of things we can't control, like our height, aging etc but you can control your weight. Having a fit body is the ultimate sign of self respect.

2) HYGIENE

Yes, fkn hygiene. When you guys go to a spa, shower right before you go. I'm talking right before, like shower and head straight to the spa right after. I don't like to shower at spas before a session. The reason for this is that, I don't like their cheap ass soap. A lot of the spas don't even have body lotion for crying out loud. So i use the quality stuff i have at home before i head out. I only shower after sessions at the spa and even then the idea of how many people being in there just fkn grosses me the fk out.

Brush your mother fkn teeth before a session. Holy fk, i can't even believe i have to say this one. You know how many girls i've spoken to over the years who have said so many guys they see have bad breath. Brush, , use mouth wash and chew a piece of gum on your way to the spa. I don't recommend flossing for those of you who like to go down on a chick for obvious reasons.

Spray a good cologne. None of this shoppers drug mart cheap ass shit. The good shit. This hobby is expensive so invest in a good cologne. I like creed aventus, baccarat rouge 540, and le labo te matcha just to name a few. Don't fkn over spray, two or three sprays max.

Groom yourself. If you're a hairy ass chewbacca mother fker get the manscape trimmer and get to work. You don't have to go zero guard. For those of you who have small dicks leave enough hair so your dick seems bigger. LOL!!!... but don't leave too much where the mpa has to go searching for moby.

For those of you who have been blessed with the monster anaconda a light trim will do.

Come well put together. I'm not saying shirt and tie type of shit. I'm just saying don't look fkn sloppy. The girls don't look sloppy so neither should you.

Most of these girls if not all ,are super clean and ready to go. You owe to them and yourself to be just as clean.

3) BE POLITE

I know these girls are sex workers and its easy to look at them like fkn hoes and treat them like one. If you want the gfe experience then treat them like one in the room. What i mean by this is be nice. Lead with your body slow and sensually. Build up to the experience you want. In a car you don't skp from 1st gear to 5th. So same applies here. If you go too fast and the mpa pulls back take it down a notch. You want the mpa to be comfortable with you. Build rapport with the mpa. The more comfortable she is with you, the more she will do.

4) TIP WELL

If the service is good tip well. If the session was basic then give the standard. Some of you guys are so fkn cheap. I'm not saying tip a ton, though some guys do. You'll' be surprised how much an extra 5,10 or 20 goes on top of market rate. This goes a long way and the girl will remember that on your next visit.

I remember one chick i got a bs from. I had 4 twenties and a 5 in my wallet. I figured wth might as well just give it to her. I gave it to her and her smile lit up like crazy. Like she was so fkn happy over 5 Fkn bucks. It felt good to do that gesture and see her reaction. Totally worth the 5 bucks.

5) GO EARLY

If your schedule allows, you go fkn early. The mpas have more energy for a better massage and are more enthusiastic earlier in the day. Avoid going at late hours if you can because near the end of the day they are just tired and waiting to go home.

One time i went to a spa at 7:30 to check one of the girls on my rotation. Yo she was tired AF!!!! She literally went through 11 guys. She kept yawning and her massage was lacking serious power. It was pure shiatsu soft bullshit. I came for deep tissue bitch..lol. Anyway I cut the bullshit massage short , we ended up naked, cuddling and making out. After 15 mins she passed out ...LOLOLOLOL! Dumb bitch..kidding!! She was exhausted. I mean i can't complain as it was serious dfk but i came for the massage. She said i didn't have to tip her. I still tried to give her $50 bucks for the half hour but she refused and said next time. I went to the boss after and told her i don't think it’s a good idea for these chicks to see that many guys. The boss bitch said sorry and gave me an extra bottle of water. .Like what the fk am i gonna do with 2 bottles of water bitch LOL!!!

The service just lacks after a certain number of guys the mpa goes through. I mean imagine an mpa wacking off 11 fkn dicks...wtf!!! Go early!!!

5) DO YOUR RESEARCH

There's a lot of information out there on who provides what. A lot of you guys may be looking for a great massage, a great tease, a fantastic body slide etc. Do the research and ask credible sources, watch out for the shills though. There's a ton of them on here.

If anyone would like to add suggestions or have stories to add regarding mileage pls reply. I would love to hear them.

Yeah this little POS BUSTAPIMPLE. How old are you? grown man posting on massage planet cuz his mother didn't do him any justice as for your face goes.....
little imapimplepopperanut is. just your typical xtc related content worth pennies on ta dolla.... xtc, you hear me?
be polite... wow what a concept. no i will be a hard ass walking into my next spa.
Yeah right dude, go early and get her before she washes her pussy ... unless you want that semi legit spa girl smell....
ffs go 10 am - you get her first before other guys and that's when you like guys like bust his crack hole,
go the fuck whenever you want - she aunty flow available - go to anther spa,
Are you a rookie bustanut? or are you just another dumb off shoot of pathetic little xtc boy?

 

[Spawarrior99]

9/10 is a bless record my guy.

Humour is certainly a good one. I usually jab with a sarcastic joke then turn it into a compliment.

For example, this one time I went into a spa. I told the boss lady to set me up with a sexy ting who does good back walking.

Given, i have been to this particular spa numerous times. I trusted the boss lady would not do me wrong. As she knew my style.

So when the girl walked in. I looked at her with a disappointed look on my face. I was like naw baby girl, I told your boss I wanted a sexy girl. Holy fk the look on her face was priceless. Like she was shook. I’m talking mobb deep shook ones pt.2 LOL!!!! She turned around and just as she was about to exit the room. I grabbed her ever so gently looked her dead in the eyes and told her I’m just kidding ma you’re super sexy. I started lol’ing hard. She slapped my arm and giggled. The session was bless my guy. I’m talking church on Sunday bless yo. Holy!!!!

So yes, to your point humour goes a long way . Respect

Fucking name at least 10 girls you have seen this year Piece of Shit.
what girls have you seen?

 

[Spawarrior99]

This question will say it all. Do you try your best at semi spas or holistic?
Where do you try your best little xtc lover. Do you suck xtcs cock in between spa visits?

 

[Bobbadoo]

Secret is out for sure LOL! However, not everyone is capable of learning and applying these techniques.

Simps will always be simps. Those who can master what is mentioned here will be rewarded.

Emotional attachment is one of the 5 deadly venoms on here . Agreed tread lightly and proceed with caution .

Treat lightly.

That is the thing. For me, any emotional attachments are non existent at spas.
I go there for erotic experience. Sure, with some attendant, there will be sensual/intimate sessions from time to time. However, I know why I am there, and I don't ever take it any further. I draw that line very clearly, for both sides.

 

[Bustanut]

Treat lightly.

That is the thing. For me, any emotional attachments are non existent at spas.
I go there for erotic experience. Sure, with some attendant, there will be sensual/intimate sessions from time to time. However, I know why I am there, and I don't ever take it any further. I draw that line very clearly, for both sides.

I agree completely brother. It’s hard though especially when the feelings kick in. Over time and chilling with them outside of the spa.

Great advice, I need to work on reminding myself to draw that line .

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

I agree completely brother. It’s hard though especially when the feelings kick in. Over time and chilling with them outside of the spa.

Great advice, I need to work on reminding myself to draw that line .

Me and my best girl just had an argument on my birthday. I told her I have to protect my heart by seeing other girls. We are made up a bit already