thedirtyone
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I remember reading some best of lists this time last year and I want to contribute to it. But first, I want to note some of the worst in the hobby. Will be making best of awards in the next few days.
Taking suggestions/nominations for the following categories until the weekend. I will compile answers and make a voting thread.
Worst Reception Customer Service
1) There is a white receptionist who used to work at Muse Vaughan and moved to Toronto. It's not Kyra. The two times I've seen her, she is wearing a baseball cap. Even on the phone, she sounds pissed off.
2) Blue Lagoon: dunno her name but it's not the pretty young one nor the polite and composed middle aged lady. This one receptionist, who's fairly young with an olive complexion, has major RBF. Gave no eye contact when I came in and filled with a don't give a shit attitude when talking to me.
3) Scarlet at Flirt: She's ALWAYS on her phone. Rather than listing the girls who are available, she would keep asking who I'm looking for. She also shills girls without any shame.
Worst MPA Attitude
1) Read my review of Briana at Perla
2) Camilla at Steeles Royal - Industry has-been with an incredibly high value of herself based on past performance
3) Nina at Flirt used to work as Cassie at Muse where I saw her for a half hour session only to be rushed because she's in a hurry to leave.
Worst Facilities
1) Studio 9 - parking sucks and there's a weird smell in the shower drains. The hole for receptionist looks shady as hell.
2) Platinum - tiny dark rooms that are even worst than S9. Cramped moldy showers that make the whole room's floor wet. Unlike Pure, Perla, or even S9, they use the floor towels for your wipe down after a shower.
3) Airport Golden Spa - tiny rooms that smell like chlorine, no options other than baby oil and soap that is dependent on what the girl uses, tiny towels that can barely For $180, I expect better.
I know there are a lot more worst places but I've never been there.
Worst Bait and Switch
1) Winnie at Muse is a big girl with thick legs and a giant ass but Muse tries to pass her off as a skinny girl. Pics were of the worst misrepresentations I've seen in this hobby.
2) Everyone at Airport Golden Spa. They are the #1 in the airbrushing department to the point where some girls look like cartoons.
3) Numerous in Pickering Angels: inaccurate ages and bust. They've been passing Karla off as natural when she's been noted as enhanced for years. 40 year olds are passed off as in their 20s lol
Worst Boob Job
1) Akira at Perla - half spheres that are so far apart from each other you can fill it with the Grand Canyon. They still have those hideous dark scars at the bottom even after all these years
2) Jasmin at Perla - saw her come out of the room naked one time and I don't know what makes people rate her so highly. Boobs and ass are so overdone even the pornstars with half soccer balls look more natural than her.
Worst Clockwatcher
1) Nina at Flirt as noted above. She stayed on my back for 20 minutes and when the flip took place, told me we're almost out of time and I need to finish soon. Criticized me and got annoyed when I didn't finish within two minutes. Kept pushing it because she claimed her ride was waiting for her.
2) Ivy at Pickering Angels shorted me by 10 minutes. Went straight to the shower even with time left. Even the receptionist downstairs acknowledge that I was shorted time.
3) Farrah at Allure - went for the finish at the 25 min mark in a 40 minute session. No firther massage or time spent. Immediately jumped into the shower despite having time left.
Worst Upsell
Got a girl asking for $$$$ for basic services? Got denied basic services when it's paid for? Someone asked for much more than going rate? That belongs here.
1) Briana at Perla implied I should have paid for a one hour session because she was shit at giving a HJ.
2) Catalina at Seduction gave a menu and when I declined, I was suddenly restricted from almost every regular activity that's normally covered in a standard BS session.
Worst Bodyslide or HJ
The two skills that all MPAs should have yet sadly, many lack the talent in one or both of these departments.
1) Adrianna at Airport Golden - saw her when she was Erika at Flirt. No body slide and unenthusiastic session.
2) Yumi at Vivid Spa - bubbly girl but can't bodyslide or HJ to save her life. Restrictions on boob play. Hands cannot freely roam (wasn't even trying for digits). She let go of junior as soon as the finish happened and backed off. She used to work at Platinum and I can see why she left.
3) Denise at Steeles Royal - massages your back by standing at the end of the table for 30 out of the 40 minutes and there's no body slide. Finishes by standing off on the side or sitting on the end of the table.
Worst Hygiene
1) Maria at Blue Lagoon: Had a session with her where she wanted to sit on my face but as soon as she climbed on the table, I smelled the worst funk from her privates. To avoiding going down on that funky snatch, I asked her to turn around so I could play with her tits. She proceeded to rub herself down there and her hands smelled really bad. Had to initiate Russian to make sure her hands didn't touch junior.
2) Ivy at Vaughan Spa - She used to work at Muse, which is where I saw her. She didn't shower after the session.
Overall Worst MP
Feel free to use whatever justification you want here.
1) Muse Vaughan: I don't think there is a worst run MP. Barely any active shifts and usually only one girl working at any given time. Numerous girls from Vaughan left Muse and publicly noted their displeasure. Management responds with public spats.
2) Airport Golden Spa: At $150/30mins and $180/40mins, it is the most expensive MP in the GTA. I can't justify this cost based on their talent, facilities, or service.
3) Steeles Royal: Between the ripoff sessions experienced by so many people here over the years, making a fake Flirt Twitter account to promote their new renovations, and management condoning shitty sessions, SRM is up there as one of the worst MPs in the GTA.
(Don't take this too seriously. It's meant to be fun).
Taking suggestions/nominations for the following categories until the weekend. I will compile answers and make a voting thread.
Worst Reception Customer Service
1) There is a white receptionist who used to work at Muse Vaughan and moved to Toronto. It's not Kyra. The two times I've seen her, she is wearing a baseball cap. Even on the phone, she sounds pissed off.
2) Blue Lagoon: dunno her name but it's not the pretty young one nor the polite and composed middle aged lady. This one receptionist, who's fairly young with an olive complexion, has major RBF. Gave no eye contact when I came in and filled with a don't give a shit attitude when talking to me.
3) Scarlet at Flirt: She's ALWAYS on her phone. Rather than listing the girls who are available, she would keep asking who I'm looking for. She also shills girls without any shame.
Worst MPA Attitude
1) Read my review of Briana at Perla
2) Camilla at Steeles Royal - Industry has-been with an incredibly high value of herself based on past performance
3) Nina at Flirt used to work as Cassie at Muse where I saw her for a half hour session only to be rushed because she's in a hurry to leave.
Worst Facilities
1) Studio 9 - parking sucks and there's a weird smell in the shower drains. The hole for receptionist looks shady as hell.
2) Platinum - tiny dark rooms that are even worst than S9. Cramped moldy showers that make the whole room's floor wet. Unlike Pure, Perla, or even S9, they use the floor towels for your wipe down after a shower.
3) Airport Golden Spa - tiny rooms that smell like chlorine, no options other than baby oil and soap that is dependent on what the girl uses, tiny towels that can barely For $180, I expect better.
I know there are a lot more worst places but I've never been there.
Worst Bait and Switch
1) Winnie at Muse is a big girl with thick legs and a giant ass but Muse tries to pass her off as a skinny girl. Pics were of the worst misrepresentations I've seen in this hobby.
2) Everyone at Airport Golden Spa. They are the #1 in the airbrushing department to the point where some girls look like cartoons.
3) Numerous in Pickering Angels: inaccurate ages and bust. They've been passing Karla off as natural when she's been noted as enhanced for years. 40 year olds are passed off as in their 20s lol
Worst Boob Job
1) Akira at Perla - half spheres that are so far apart from each other you can fill it with the Grand Canyon. They still have those hideous dark scars at the bottom even after all these years
2) Jasmin at Perla - saw her come out of the room naked one time and I don't know what makes people rate her so highly. Boobs and ass are so overdone even the pornstars with half soccer balls look more natural than her.
Worst Clockwatcher
1) Nina at Flirt as noted above. She stayed on my back for 20 minutes and when the flip took place, told me we're almost out of time and I need to finish soon. Criticized me and got annoyed when I didn't finish within two minutes. Kept pushing it because she claimed her ride was waiting for her.
2) Ivy at Pickering Angels shorted me by 10 minutes. Went straight to the shower even with time left. Even the receptionist downstairs acknowledge that I was shorted time.
3) Farrah at Allure - went for the finish at the 25 min mark in a 40 minute session. No firther massage or time spent. Immediately jumped into the shower despite having time left.
Worst Upsell
Got a girl asking for $$$$ for basic services? Got denied basic services when it's paid for? Someone asked for much more than going rate? That belongs here.
1) Briana at Perla implied I should have paid for a one hour session because she was shit at giving a HJ.
2) Catalina at Seduction gave a menu and when I declined, I was suddenly restricted from almost every regular activity that's normally covered in a standard BS session.
Worst Bodyslide or HJ
The two skills that all MPAs should have yet sadly, many lack the talent in one or both of these departments.
1) Adrianna at Airport Golden - saw her when she was Erika at Flirt. No body slide and unenthusiastic session.
2) Yumi at Vivid Spa - bubbly girl but can't bodyslide or HJ to save her life. Restrictions on boob play. Hands cannot freely roam (wasn't even trying for digits). She let go of junior as soon as the finish happened and backed off. She used to work at Platinum and I can see why she left.
3) Denise at Steeles Royal - massages your back by standing at the end of the table for 30 out of the 40 minutes and there's no body slide. Finishes by standing off on the side or sitting on the end of the table.
Worst Hygiene
1) Maria at Blue Lagoon: Had a session with her where she wanted to sit on my face but as soon as she climbed on the table, I smelled the worst funk from her privates. To avoiding going down on that funky snatch, I asked her to turn around so I could play with her tits. She proceeded to rub herself down there and her hands smelled really bad. Had to initiate Russian to make sure her hands didn't touch junior.
2) Ivy at Vaughan Spa - She used to work at Muse, which is where I saw her. She didn't shower after the session.
Overall Worst MP
Feel free to use whatever justification you want here.
1) Muse Vaughan: I don't think there is a worst run MP. Barely any active shifts and usually only one girl working at any given time. Numerous girls from Vaughan left Muse and publicly noted their displeasure. Management responds with public spats.
2) Airport Golden Spa: At $150/30mins and $180/40mins, it is the most expensive MP in the GTA. I can't justify this cost based on their talent, facilities, or service.
3) Steeles Royal: Between the ripoff sessions experienced by so many people here over the years, making a fake Flirt Twitter account to promote their new renovations, and management condoning shitty sessions, SRM is up there as one of the worst MPs in the GTA.
(Don't take this too seriously. It's meant to be fun).
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