TheDirtyAwards - Worst of the Year Nominations

[Nipple_Lover]

What more do you want NippleLover? You want a negative review? I gave you one. Didn't you read it? Lol. So, what was your take on Diana? Negative, positive, or indifferent?

So what category does your Diana experience fall under? Is that your worst experience? How does that contribute to this discussion?

Look at the last ten pages of your post history. Nothing but asking lots of questions, commenting on other people's review, or shilling for someone you've seen at Alphacare. You're like that asshole curvestroker.

 

[Leviathan]

You mean Snoop is not a playa ? Say it ain’t so. LoL

So what category does your Diana experience fall under? Is that your worst experience? How does that contribute to this discussion?

Look at the last ten pages of your post history. Nothing but asking lots of questions, commenting on other people's review, or shilling for someone you've seen at Alphacare. You're like that asshole curvestroker.

 

[snoopdoggie]

So what category does your Diana experience fall under? Is that your worst experience? How does that contribute to this discussion?

Look at the last ten pages of your post history. Nothing but asking lots of questions, commenting on other people's review, or shilling for someone you've seen at Alphacare. You're like that asshole curvestroker.

Ha ha ha, honestly, what country were you born in? Because obviously you don't how to read. I won't bother translating everything for you, NippleLover. Lol.

 

[DDank]

@snoopdoggie still not contributing meaningful material to posts? Hopefully in 2019 you are much better with that

Worst Reception Customer Service - Never had a bad experience with customer service or receptionist at any MP I have been to.
Worst MPA Attitude - Haven't had many bad sessions with MPAs either but if I have to pick I am going with Stella @ Pure, too business like for me and after I denied upsell, session went downhill
Worst Facilities - Platinum
Worst Bait and Switch - Pickering Angels has done this over time but they are getting a lot better with pictures and descriptions. They used to be worse.
Worst Boob Job - Lynn @ Perla, way too hard
Worst Clockwatcher - Stella @ Pure
Worst Upsell - Stella @ Pure (Don't mean to bash Stella, everyone knows what you get when you are seeing her)
Worst Bodyslide or HJ - Jessica from E&M, no tease and didn't know what she was doing
Worst Hygiene - Tessa @ Perla and Shina @ Seduction. Tessa had the worst smelling pussy I had ever smelt, a shame because she was a looker. Shina did not shower after FS which totally grossed me out from Seduction for a while.
Overall Worst MP - This is a bit harsh but I would have to go Flirt VP but I have only been there twice - Session with Alex was so bad I walked out and got refunded and then second session with Synthia was ok but she does not look like her pics imo and wanted more to finish while on her knees. No one has ever asked me for extra when being on their knees.

 

[thedirtyone]

Overall Worst MP, Lin Spa. There was a CityNews piece on this place and it looks really bad, anything in Chinatown should be here.

Is this what you're referring to? lol

 

[clean_slate]

Worst Reception Customer Service
There is a Perla receptionist with an accent who worked evenings that is not professional. I phoned to ask who is working and she tells me to visit the website. I ask about availability and instead of giving me names and available times, she just says "no one is available now." When I ask who was the next availability, she kept asking me who I wanted to see. Then she kept putting me on hold. Is it really hard to answer someone's question properly? This was on a Thursday night back in September.

Worst MPA Attitude
Cassie at Muse (now Nina at Flirt) rushed me during the session. Then she hurried and left without putting her clothes on. I was still in the shower and she left the room a mess, with a dirty pile of laundry still on the floor. It wasn't the end of her shift.

This also happened with Raquel but it was towards the end of her shift though there was still 15 minutes before they closed.

Worst Facilities
All the Asian massage places should be on this list. The ones in Chinatown and Scarborough all look filthy.

Worst Bait and Switch
Porsha at Pickering Angels. The photos make the girl look like a completely different person.

Worst Boob Job
Haven't seen a bad boob job yet.

Worst Clockwatcher
Bianca at Allure.

Worst Upsell
I don`t ask for extras.

Worst Bodyslide or HJ
Marissa at Flirt Victoria Park stood by my feet for the majority of the session. She didn't clean me up or offer me a towel after the finish and went straight into the shower while I was left sitting on the table. It was really awkward.

Worst Hygiene
I don't partake in extras and so far no hygiene problems in my experiences.

Overall Worst MP
Airport Golden Spa

 

[Glanti7]

Worst Hygiene
1 Crystal at Platinum
2 Winnie at Muse
3 Selena at Muse

Im surprised at Selena...never had an issue with her. Is it true she got breast reduction surgery?

Tori at Muse was goddamn awful. Terrible hygiene with a 10 minute session. Never again

 

[ontnewbie]

Selena had a complication during a simple procedure that resulted in her having to have the enhancements removed. I agree though she was always clean and actually showered after the session each time.

 

[thedirtyone]

Worst Facilities
All the Asian massage places should be on this list. The ones in Chinatown and Scarborough all look filthy.

Have you actually been to an AMP? I rather you mention a place you've actually experienced rather than heresay. Or you could choose to forego nominating a MP.

Worst Bait and Switch
Porsha at Pickering Angels. The photos make the girl look like a completely different person.

Worst Bodyslide or HJ
Marissa at Flirt Victoria Park stood by my feet for the majority of the session. She didn't clean me up or offer me a towel after the finish and went straight into the shower while I was left sitting on the table. It was really awkward.

These two girls are no longer working at the respective MP you mentioned. Since the whole point of these lists is to help with our TDLs, can you either only list current working girls or at least mention where the ones you list are (if they're still working)?

 

[clean_slate]

Have you actually been to an AMP? I rather you mention a place you've actually experienced rather than heresay. Or you could choose to forego nominating a MP.

These two girls are no longer working at the respective MP you mentioned. Since the whole point of these lists is to help with our TDLs, can you either only list current working girls or at least mention where the ones you list are (if they're still working)?

I haven't been but why would I list good places as being bad when I don't go to bad places?

 

[AsianMPAroxxx]

Is this what you're referring to? lol

Yea, that's it. Would you pay $80 for her to jerk you off?

 

[clean_slate]

Have you actually been to an AMP? I rather you mention a place you've actually experienced rather than heresay. Or you could choose to forego nominating a MP.

Studio 9.

These two girls are no longer working at the respective MP you mentioned. Since the whole point of these lists is to help with our TDLs, can you either only list current working girls or at least mention where the ones you list are (if they're still working)?

Then just take them off.

 

[fsmassage69]

Worst Reception Customer Service
Airport Golden
Steeles Royale Intermodal
Flirt Victoria Park

Worst MPA Attitude
Jenn at Airport Golden
Stephanie at Steeles Royale
Adrianna at Airport Golden

Worst Facilities
walked into Alpha Care and said fuck it
Studio 9 leaves a lot to be desired
Vaughan Spa is pretty dumpy

Worst Bait and Switch
Nicole at Pickering Angels
Farrah at Allure
Lilly at Flirt

Worst Boob Job
Akira at Perla
Karla at Pickering Angels
Jade at Platinum

Worst Clockwatcher
Stephanie at SRM
Adrianna at Airport
Adrianna at Hands from Heaven

Worst Upsell
Jenn at Airport Golden
Molly at Seduction

Worst Bodyslide or HJ
Stephanie at SRM
Jenn at Airport Golden
Eden at Perla

Worst Hygiene
Crystal at Platinum

Overall Worst MP
Airport Golden

 

[Robert N]

I don't think Studio 9 facilities are that bad. Platinum is worse. At least Studio 9 showers are not stalls.
And for Winnie yes I would agree she is larger than her pics. But she posts on twitter so you can see an accurate representation. Still I find her pretty and she is a good kisser. No hygiene issues with me.

Yes, you are right, Winnie is larger than her pics, but still look gorgeously attractive <3